(35 Years Old)
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|Occupation:|| machine operator, kind of|
|Fav. Movie:|| lord of the rings|
|Fav. TV Show:|| Married With Children|
|Fav. Book:|| Dragonlance, The Belgarath, Lotr, WoT|
|Fav. Song:|| Jerry Williams - Let Me Be The One|
|Fav. Food:|| Pizza|
|Fav. Car:|| Ferrari 250 gto|
|Theme 'Sailor jerry' created by trainwrec||
If voting could really change anything, it would be illegal|
You Know You`re Norwegian When..
You assume that a stranger on the street who smiles at or greets you is:
c) an American.
d) All of the above.
10 SACRED COMMANDMENTS
1. It`s okay to call hooters `knockers` and sometimes
2. It is wrong to be French.
3. It`s okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
4. Lawyers: see rule three.
5. It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get
6. Everyone should car pool except me.
7. Bring back the word `stewardesses`.
8. Synchronized Swimming is not a sport.
9. Mudwrestling is a sport.
10. You shall never own a hybrid or electrical car.
These are my ten commandments