I don`t need pleasure
I don`t feel pain
If you were to knock me down
I`d just get up again
I`m the urban spaceman babe and
I`m making out
I`m all about

I wake up every morning
with a smile upon my face
My natural exuberance
spills out all over the place
I`m the urban spaceman
I`m intelligent and clean
Know what I mean?

I`m the urban spaceman, as a lover second to none
It`s a lot of fun

I never let my friends down
I`ve never made a boob
I`m a glossy magazine
an advert in the tube
I`m the urban spaceman babe, but here comes the twist
I don`t exist