Let me tell you. The greatness of my honor. My pride. My elation. How I was truly humbled… I, yes I, am officially a winner of a very important event. It’s a marvelous thing. It doesn’t light up in the window but it still matters to me. It’s not a trophy that I can flaunt but it is a great achievement. I am so gracious.
I don’t know who I want to thank. I mean I want to thank everyone. I want to thank anyone. But I just can’t describe how much it all means to me.
I mean I guess I’d like to thank my mother first and foremost for her bold inspiration. I want to thank the masses for drawing it out of me. The sheer will to absolutely nail my execution.
Um…
I won an ugly sweater contest at the bar because it was sleeting and no one showed up. Besides the band and the bartenders I was the only one who got the memo apparently. It wasn’t even a sweater I just wrapped decorat