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Interests: Partying / Drinking / Snowboarding / Flirting / Nudism
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Birthday:6/9/1978 (44 Years Old)
IM Type: AIM IM Name: twstedmnds420
Occupation: Grease Monkey
Marital Status: (Decline to State)
Sexual Preference: Straight
Religion: (Decline to State)
Politics: (Decline to State)
Fav. Movie: Who framed Roger Rabbit
Fav. TV Show: Family Guy, MXC
Fav. Book: Green eggs and ham
Fav. Song: November rain
Fav. Food: Italian chicken
Fav. Car: 69` GTO and a Honda CBR600F4
 
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Yeah, I know this should in links.... But I don't feel like putting it there. - Mood:Good
Tuesday January 09 20076:19:05 PM |
So enjoy this short educational video on drugs. I thought it was pretty effin funny...

That is all. Carry on.

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Who the hell are all these people? - Mood:Good
Saturday October 28 200610:32:17 PM |
And how in the hell did you get in my computer?

Seriously, You take a few months off and BAM... YOu don't know who anyone is anymore.

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Is it just me, or is yt slow? - Mood:Exhausted
Thursday April 06 20064:46:15 AM |
It seems like YT is the only page that has been running slow off and on for the past week.

Is it just me?

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Who in the hell.... - Mood:Good
Wednesday March 22 200612:43:13 AM |
Are all of you people and how in the hell did you get in my computer?

It's been a while, so tell me what's been going on and what have I missed.

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What the.. when did they take away the buddy list portion of our profiles? - Mood:Confused
Saturday July 30 200510:48:13 PM |
Not that it's a big deal or anything... But I just noticed this.

Discuss.

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20 minutes of solid sleep. 11 hours on non-stop throbbing pains from my head to my toes.. - Mood:Spent
Tuesday July 26 200512:11:12 PM |
I feel like death is upon me. My body feels like I have the flu or something. My temperature is 100.3, and that's after I took some tylenol flu.
I think I gave up on sleeping after 9 hours of tossing and turning. I don't think I've felt this bad in 3 years.

In other news...
16 days, 4 hours and 50 minutes I will be on a plane and heading for the west coast.
I'm getting more and more excited every day.
Be happy for me, cause I am.

P.s. Why isn't "sick" one of the mood options?

That is all, carry on.

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I was bored today, so I decided to make you all something... - Mood:Lovestruck
Thursday July 14 20051:22:52 AM |
That's right, I made you all my bitches.


Discuss.

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Are you bored? Do you need a little more excitement in your life? Well... - Mood:Bored
Sunday July 10 20058:40:03 PM |
Sorry, I can't help you out with that.

But I did find this....

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so she told me to come over and i took that trip and then she took out my mushroom tip.... - Mood:Lovestruck
Wednesday June 22 20053:53:56 PM |
That's right folks. I have finally hit my 20k mark.

This is dedicated to...If you didn't see this comming... Hayley.
I love you, Baby.

In other news, for those of you that didn't know already... I finally moved into my new house last week. just about everything is moved in, there's still a few little things that I need to get. Other than that all is well.

And I've come to the conclusion that dial-up sucks. Flat out SUCKS! I can't wait to get my high speed back.

How is everyone today?

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I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints then I smoke two more.... - Mood:Lovestruck
Monday June 13 20051:48:53 AM |
Hello ladies and gentlemen. And annoying noobs.

I am bored, so I come to you for amusement.

Tell me something I don't already know.
And if you can't come up with anything, just tell me how much I rock.

Begin.

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It`s 12 o`clock, do you know where your children are? - Mood:Lovestruck
Thursday June 09 20051:13:04 AM |
Probably riding around in the trunk of this lady's volvo... Link.

Discuss.

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Pointless thread cause by boredom... "pictures inside" - Mood:Good
Friday June 03 200510:50:27 PM |
So I finally took the cam to work. And here is the results..






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Less than two weeks to go... - Mood:Overwhelmed
Friday June 03 20052:56:34 AM |
In 12 days I'll be moving, and I will be without the internet at home for a while. The good news is that.... Wait.... no, I don't have any good news right now.

How's everyone else today?

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The way you move it, you make my pee pee go doing doing doing - Mood:Horny
Saturday May 14 200511:54:11 PM |
Yeah I know where the link section is. I just some people would get a laugh out of this here.

The end of the world.

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I got just what you need here... - Mood:Horny
Monday April 25 20055:43:06 AM |
A good ole complaint thread.

Go ahead and make a complaint about anything/ anyone on YT.

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If you could be the opposite sex for a day... - Mood:Horny
Thursday March 31 200512:53:57 AM |
What would you do?


Discuss.

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I know it`s only been done about 1000 times.... - Mood:Horny
Sunday March 20 20052:02:13 AM |
But was wondering what's the best program to download music? Other than Kazaa.
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I know it`s only been done about 1000 times.... - Mood:Horny
Sunday March 20 20052:02:13 AM |
But was wondering what's the best program to download music? Other than Kazaa.
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Lay it on me.... - Mood:Horny
Wednesday March 09 200512:28:56 AM |
For the first time in 6 months, My boss called out sick today and I've had the whole shop to myself. I never realized how boring it is to work alone all damn day.

I'm bored as hell... So go ahead and insult me. Don't hold back.

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Was he banned or what? - Mood:Good
Friday February 25 200511:04:53 PM |
Talkin bout mateja. Mod.... anyone?
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Here`s something we haven`t done in a while... - Mood:Horny
Sunday February 13 20055:09:58 PM |
Take your S/N and mix it with the posters S/N above you.
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Can I get a woot woot? - Mood:Horny
Saturday February 12 20053:55:59 AM |
Someone has stolen mine.
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Afrobe - Mood:Horny
Friday February 04 20052:50:52 AM |
Gone! *shameless spam*

I just found out that I have a round head, right after I cut it myself.

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I seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours? - Mood:Horny
Wednesday January 05 200512:06:06 AM |
So anyways, I smashed my thumb with a hammer at work today.... It split me open right under the nail. Now it's throbing and swelled like a ballon. I don't know which is worse, this or walking into a parking sign and cutting my shoulder open. I think it's in my better interest to just stay home from work from now on.
....A frickin HAMMER!
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Afro drive 2005! (pics inside) - Mood:Horny
Monday January 03 20052:37:23 AM |
Let the betting begin. How long will this one last?
Excuse the bad lighting.

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