Everyone eats, and utilizes some form of tableware in the process.  But, have you ever wondered what you would be if you were one of these beloved utensils?  Well, you can find out by filling out the quiz featured below. Quiz Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
Questions
Quizzes
Articles
My Journal
Forums
Take Quizzes | Play Trivia Game | Quiz Comments | My Quizzes | Favorites | +Add Quiz
ALL
PERSONALITY TESTS TRIVIA QUIZZES

LATEST
POPULAR RANDOM

All | Personality Test | Silly | Music | Movies | TV | Gaming | Sports | News | Science | Computers & Internet | Misc.

56,549 hits 4.0 (1 vote) Share Favorite | Flag 16 years ago by Zysthaezia

What eating utensil are you?
Everyone eats, and utilizes some form of tableware in the process. But, have you ever wondered what you would be if you were one of these beloved utensils? Well, you can find out by filling out the (more)
personality test


1Behold! There is an object on the ground. What do you do?
 
Stab it!
Scoop it up!
Simultaneously stab it AND scoop it up!
Pick it up with my hands!
Pick it up with another object!
 
2Four foods hover in front of your face, rendering you confuzzled, discombobulated, and forced to rely upon your instincts. Which food are you instinctively drawn towards?
 
The soup!
The potato chips!
All of them!
The piece of meat!
The conveniently small-portioned vegetables!
 
3The floating food which you selected rewards you with a time machine. To which time period do you intend to travel?
 
The Paleolithic Era--I wanna meet cavemen!
Somewhere between 3000 and 1000 B.C.
The fifth century A.D.
Approximately 1000 A.D.
The late 1800`s A.D.
 
4And to which area of planet Earth?
 
Anywhere there are cavemen.
China.
The Middle East.
Italy.
England.
 
5You encounter a fellow time traveler. He/she/it/androgynous singular "they" greet you and ask you a series of questions--just because they can. The first question pertains to your degree of tidiness. " Are you messy?" they inquire. You respond...
 
Hell yes! I put the `ovenly` in `slovenly!`
Only when I feel like it.
Not really...
Hell no! Who do you think turned `neat` into a synonym for `cool?` That`s right, I did!
 
6They provide a follow-up question, asking, "Are you versatile?" You respond...
 
I don`t know what versatile means, as I am a moron. I am also incapable of using or even locating a dictionary.
Not really...
As long as the food is in solid form!
As long as the food isn`t too hard!
I exude versatility from every pore--okay, lets pretend eating utensils have pores...
 
7The aforementioned time traveler bids you goodbye. How popular are you?
 
I`m as popular as the entire human species! Bask in the glow of my ubiquitousness and tremble at your knees of lesser popularity!
I`ve been as popular as food itself in a certain 4 countries for centuries but alas, the rest of the world is only beginning to catch on.
Practically everyone in "Western" nations utilizes me--I`m almost as popular as human stupidity!
Not terribly popular--I`m only utilized by schoolchildren and people who find my name amusing...but someday I`ll be more popular than going to the bathroom!
 
8Alas, you must enter the time machine and return to the present, so that you may be utilized in the transferrence of food to a person`s mouth? Chances are, that person will be...
 
A human being
Living in China, Japan, Korea, or Vietnam...or perhaps just enjoying the foods of those countries in the traditional manner.
An inhabitant of a "Western" nation used to the traditional manner of preparing and eating food.
Either a kid eating lunch in a school cafeteria or an individual who is delighted by the sound of your name.
 
9You meet the person from Question 8, who bestows upon you a question. What is the question?
 
[url=http://www.youthink.com/default.asp?jump_to=177558]This one[/url]
[url=http://www.youthink.com/default.asp?jump_to=213332]This one[/url]
[url=http://www.youthink.com/default.asp?jump_to=306449]This one[/url]
[url=http://www.youthink.com/default.asp?jump_to=260433]This one[/url]
[url=http://www.youthink.com/default.asp?jump_to=180590]This one[/url]
 



10 Most Popular Quizzes Today
1 Happy Birthday Riri! <3

2 I Bet I Can Guess If You Are A Boy Or Girl

3 Just bored. Wanna chat?

4 tHE mOST ePIC sTORY oN qUIZTRON

5 Where Are You On The Social/Socio-Sexual Hierarchy?

6 Find your music type!

7 would i date u girls

8 Are you capable of murder?

9 Are you as crazy as me???

10 Which one of my characters are you?

More Quizzes
 
Edit