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18 years ago by SoWhiteBread

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Are you really a robot? It`s a proven fact that 1 out of every 6 people is really a robot. Find out if you are! Contains all the knuckle-whitening excitement of rolling a die. personality test

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1	Do you feel pathetic, human emotions?
They`re not pathetic! Everyone feels emotion, you heartless cynic/robot! Sometimes. I find it usually gets in the way of things. What a waste of time. The only emotion I feel is apathy, and I`m not even sure that`s a real emotion. Let me consult my database. How illogical. Emotion meddles with complete world domination.
2	Do you thirst for oil?
Oil is necessary. I do not thirst. I thirst for milk... Well, I like the smell of oil, if that counts. All the time, it helps keep my parts in working order.
3	What about lug nuts?
Uh... you can`t thirst for lug nuts. What are you talking about? Ew. I like cashew nuts better. Thirst is illogical. Mmm.... lug nuts.
4	Do you take immense pleasure in long-winded math problems?
It`s like sex, except much better. NO. Pleasure is for morons and humans. Math was my best subject, but I didn`t exactly enjoy it.
5	Are you magnetic?
Yes. Parts of me are. It looks cool when I jump in a bucket of iron filings. Magnets frighten me. They mess with my circuts. WHAT? Well, my aunt Mabel has a metal plate in her head...
6	How do you dance?
Like a ROBOT! I don`t dance. What a waste of time. Very fluidly and human-like. I`m a terrible dancer. Thanks for reminding me. Surprisingly convincingly!
7	What are your feelings regarding ham?
It is delicious. I`m a vegetarian, you insensitive oaf. It insulates well. I have no need of ham. Let me check my databases...
8	One last question: are you a robot?
Yes No Partially Well, this is just plain laziness.