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12 years ago by ry-man

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Can you survive it... You've survived the zombie apocalypse, you might have even survived the nuclear war, but the real question is...CAN YOU SURVIVE A STARBUCKS FULL OF ASPIRING WRITERS!! personality test

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1	Walking into your local Starbucks, you notice an unusually large amount of people with laptops...
Yell "WOW, IS IT STORY TIME TODAY??" Quietly walk up to the counter. Try to converse with one of the creatures.
2	Once at the counter, you see that the Cashier is sweating profusely. They are trying to discreetly warn you about the people in the lobby...
"WHO, THESE FAILURES?! NAAHH." Disregard their warnings. Heed their warning. Be cautious.. Hyperventilate.
3	You've gotten your coffee/mocha/whatever the hell you ordered. Turning to leave, you notice all eyes are on you.
Ignore them, walk to the door. "What in the HELL are you all looking at..." Freeze up!..They can't see you if you don't move.
4	On your way to the door, one of them stops you. They ask you to read it.
"Yeah, sur- Oh jeez, this is horrible!" No "I really don't have time." "Uhhm, sure, I can look at it really quick" Ignore it, run quickly.
5	Oh no! You spilled your drink / got crums on one of their laptops!
Suicide. It's the only way. Appologize, clean it. Give them your laptop. Laugh. Book it!
6	Oh no...They're everywhere! You're surrounded!
Critique them so much, they shrivel up. Fetal Position! Dash for the door! Blend in: Start pretending to write your own story. Stand absolutely...Still. They can only see motion.