What player on the Los Angeles Lakers pro basketball team are you most like?

Karl

karl if you say so i would have said derek fisher

I'm Gary Payton.

Kobe

Based on highly unscientific assessment, you are more like Kobe probably because your gradeschool teacher consistently wrote on your report card, "does not play well with others." The opposite sex always wants you for only one thing, and it's not your glasses. You believe that the answer to the world's problems is you. Your best career choices are: model, or test driver for Harley Davidson while holding down a second job as President of the U.S.

What Lakers player are you?

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Shaq

Based on highly unscientific assessment, you are more like Shaq either because people mistake you for a tall black man, or you just didn't pass your English classes. And if you ever get frustrated few people around you survive.
Your best career choices are: bouncer, security, rapper, or a specimen for scientific experimentation.

What Lakers player are you?

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Payton

Based on highly unscientific assessment, you are more like Payton because when you order a burger you wish you could be the one who says, "Do you want fries with that?" And when you get your meal, you would be the first one to hand it over to the homeless guy out in the parking lot. But when the poop hits the fan in a moment of stress it was probably you who manufactured it. Your best career choices are: restaurant manager, the guy who reaches the stuff on the bottom shelf for Yao Ming.

Payton

Based on highly unscientific assessment, you are more like Payton because when you order a burger you wish you could be the one who says, "Do you want fries with that?" And when you get your meal, you would be the first one to hand it over to the homeless guy out in the parking lot. But when the poop hits the fan in a moment of stress it was probably you who manufactured it. Your best career choices are: restaurant manager, the guy who reaches the stuff on the bottom shelf for Yao Ming.

wow you bought a key only so you can make a quiz

Karl

Based on highly unscientific assessment, you are more like Karl because you look good in a blue uniform carrying letters. Women from third-world countries try to wash their clothes on your abs. You can usually form coherrent sentences, at least when you're not arguing with Larry Miller. Your garage is filled with fire breathing oversized tonka toys (or at least you wish it were). Your best career choices are: mentor for Mr. Universe contestants, call center supervisor, or Monster Truck driver.

What Lakers player are you?

My Results:



Payton

Based on highly unscientific assessment, you are more like Payton because when you order a burger you wish you could be the one who says, "Do you want fries with that?" And when you get your meal, you would be the first one to hand it over to the homeless guy out in the parking lot. But when the poop hits the fan in a moment of stress it was probably you who manufactured it. Your best career choices are: restaurant manager, the guy who reaches the stuff on the bottom shelf for Yao Ming.

What Lakers player are you?

Laughmaker's Results: Karl!


Based on highly unscientific assessment, you are more like Karl because you look good in a blue uniform carrying letters. Women from third-world countries try to wash their clothes on your abs. You can usually form coherrent sentences, at least when you're not arguing with Larry Miller. Your garage is filled with fire breathing oversized tonka toys (or at least you wish it were). Your best career choices are: mentor for Mr. Universe contestants, call center supervisor, or Monster Truck driver.

What Lakers player are you?

My Results:



Kobe

Based on highly unscientific assessment, you are more like Kobe probably because your gradeschool teacher consistently wrote on your report card, "does not play well with others." The opposite sex always wants you for only one thing, and it's not your glasses. You believe that the answer to the world's problems is you. Your best career choices are: model, or test driver for Harley Davidson while holding down a second job as President of the U.S.

I got Karl

Karl

Based on highly unscientific assessment, you are more like Karl because you look good in a blue uniform carrying letters. Women from third-world countries try to wash their clothes on your abs. You can usually form coherrent sentences, at least when you're not arguing with Larry Miller. Your garage is filled with fire breathing oversized tonka toys (or at least you wish it were). Your best career choices are: mentor for Mr. Universe contestants, call center supervisor, or Monster Truck driver.

i don't know anything about the Lakers so.. okay

Kobe

Based on highly unscientific assessment, you are more like Kobe probably because your gradeschool teacher consistently wrote on your report card, "does not play well with others." The opposite sex always wants you for only one thing, and it's not your glasses. You believe that the answer to the world's problems is you. Your best career choices are: model, or test driver for Harley Davidson while holding down a second job as President of the U.S.

AHHH rapist!!!

Like the majority of people here, I got
Kobe.

Karl

Based on highly unscientific assessment, you are more like Karl because you look good in a blue uniform carrying letters. Women from third-world countries try to wash their clothes on your abs. You can usually form coherrent sentences, at least when you're not arguing with Larry Miller. Your garage is filled with fire breathing oversized tonka toys (or at least you wish it were). Your best career choices are: mentor for Mr. Universe contestants, call center supervisor, or Monster Truck driver.

Collection of fire breathing tonka toys, attracts women from third countries...if I didn't know better, I'd say that was me.

Kobe

Based on highly unscientific assessment, you are more like Kobe probably because your gradeschool teacher consistently wrote on your report card, "does not play well with others." The opposite sex always wants you for only one thing, and it's not your glasses. You believe that the answer to the world's problems is you. Your best career choices are: model, or test driver for Harley Davidson while holding down a second job as President of the U.S.

Kobe

Based on highly unscientific assessment, you are more like Kobe probably because your gradeschool teacher consistently wrote on your report card, "does not play well with others." The opposite sex always wants you for only one thing, and it's not your glasses. You believe that the answer to the world's problems is you. Your best career choices are: model, or test driver for Harley Davidson while holding down a second job as President of the U.S.

Sweet I was Kobe.

Karl

Based on highly unscientific assessment, you are more like Karl because you look good in a blue uniform carrying letters. Women from third-world countries try to wash their clothes on your abs. You can usually form coherrent sentences, at least when you're not arguing with Larry Miller. Your garage is filled with fire breathing oversized tonka toys (or at least you wish it were). Your best career choices are: mentor for Mr. Universe contestants, call center supervisor, or Monster Truck driver

I like Tonka toys.

i got kobe but i like the celtics way more then lakers

Im Karl....

shaq

Payton

Based on highly unscientific assessment, you are more like Payton because when you order a burger you wish you could be the one who says, "Do you want fries with that?" And when you get your meal, you would be the first one to hand it over to the homeless guy out in the parking lot. But when the poop hits the fan in a moment of stress it was probably you who manufactured it. Your best career choices are: restaurant manager, the guy who reaches the stuff on the bottom shelf for Yao Ming.