Real name: Cathy She doesn't even like birds that much, owns a small dachshund, cooks too much food, her room is a library, she blames peoples flaws on their zodiac sign, loves shopping, for some reason she's always busy eating lunch with friends, waves her hands around when she talks, will not back down from any argument, still tries to keep her curly hair in check with rollers, doesn't drive..
That's cute. I hope I'm as active as she is when I'm a great aunt!
"Loves California more than his own kids, started up a delivery service and is balling, travels to Hawaii to much, makes me fry him spam, he always has on giant rings, will hit you in the knees with his cane, will beat you in any form of poker, still hits on the waitress, overall a complete goof, road rage is top notch and will scream at you in spanish, still tries to box."