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7,962 hits 2.2 (5 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 8 years ago by Coinvolta

Who is a cooler person from the New Testament?

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8 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 10/3/12 - 6:00:19 PM EST (GMT-5)
I am not sure
8 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 10/3/12 - 6:11:50 PM EST (GMT-5)
Lot. He was the best person in Sodom then got drunk and was raped by his two daughters on two consecutive nights. What's not to love?!

Oh New Testament?

Gotta go with the revolutionary Socialist hippy Jesus Christ.
8 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 10/3/12 - 7:34:11 PM EST (GMT-5)
God is the most cooler. Much cooler than in the Old Testament.
8 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Thursday 10/4/12 - 4:57:01 AM EST (GMT-5)
St. Stephen looks like a pretty legit dude with his head of perfectly gelled hair and rippling abs.
8 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Thursday 10/4/12 - 7:11:12 AM EST (GMT-5)
St. Peter was such a brownoser. He was so lucky for no apparent reason. Why did Jesus always let him do the cool stuff?

whereas St. Stephen has an angelic presence and oratorial skills. He gets to tell one of the best stories in the Bible - or was it just the way he narrated it? I dunno.
8 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 10/5/12 - 2:38:10 AM EST (GMT-5)
Saint Cthulhu
8 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 10/8/12 - 1:12:41 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Friday 10/5/12 - 2:38:10 AM AnAtheist wrote:
Saint Cthulhu

Saint Yogsothoth
8 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 10/9/12 - 8:27:52 AM EST (GMT-5)
8 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 10/24/12 - 11:35:23 AM EST (GMT-5)
ok wtf?

Barrabas was a disaster, in all senses.

How could you support him?
8 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 10/24/12 - 11:35:56 AM EST (GMT-5)
unless you think that Christ was a disaster

a little manic perhaps

but not a malicious disaster
8 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Wednesday 6/26/13 - 2:37:35 AM EST (GMT-5)
I think you're missing some critical, but more subtle points in the narrative. Christ was for screw ups, because they need him most. Peter was always well intentioned, he just didn't get it, you know? He was there, and he was working on it, but he was dumb. Peter needed to walk on the water, Thomas needed to stick his fingers in Christ's wounds, Paul needed to be kicked in the face with the blinding light of divine glory. Jesus didn't usually pick people who weren't in need.

Barrabas was a Zealot. His release was wholey political and more or less had nothing to do with Barrabas himself and served as a direct indictment of the dominant political groups in the temple: the Pharasees, the Scribes, and the Zealots. More or less all of the gospel narratives are written from this political stance.
8 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Wednesday 6/26/13 - 10:34:01 AM EST (GMT-5)
Jesus is the coolest, but I'll go with St. Peter on this. He was given the keys to the Kingdom, after declaring Jesus as the Christ.
8 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Sunday 6/30/13 - 1:00:40 AM EST (GMT-5)
i'd say st. peter, since he founded the catholic church and all.
8 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Sunday 6/30/13 - 7:40:13 AM EST (GMT-5)
Peter. For a lot of the reasons Kepi asserted and many more, I identify with his brand of stupid and over zealousness. So on those moments when he does get it and the way it pulls it all together in the end, I find he is way cooler.

Stephen walked into success once, Peter plunged neck deep into failure and got back up and had roaring successes time after time.
3 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Wednesday 1/24/18 - 12:01:57 PM EST (GMT-5)
I like Peter because his name means penis
3 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Wednesday 1/24/18 - 11:11:51 PM EST (GMT-5)
I like St. Patrick.
3 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 1/25/18 - 5:03:14 AM EST (GMT-5)
Stephen was stoned.

He sounds way cooler.

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