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9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Monday 8/27/12 - 11:49:16 AM EST (GMT-5)
Wang Chung me
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Beleza
Female,
18-29
Western US
Joined: 10 yrs ago
199 Posts
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9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Monday 8/27/12 - 12:19:34 PM EST (GMT-5)
No sex for you!
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Flores
Female,
13-17
Eastern US
Joined: 11 yrs, 3 mos ago
2,126 Posts
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9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Monday 8/27/12 - 2:09:41 PM EST (GMT-5)
Cake is good.
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9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Monday 8/27/12 - 2:52:22 PM EST (GMT-5)
The Cake is a LIE.
How many times must I tell you people.
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9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Monday 8/27/12 - 2:53:35 PM EST (GMT-5)
Hell naw.
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LP2daZ
Female,
13-17
Australia / NZ
Joined: 9 yrs, 11 mos ago
22 Posts
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9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/7/12 - 6:58:32 AM EST (GMT-5)
eeeewwww...
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XxneonravexX
Female,
13-17
Australia / NZ
Joined: 12 yrs ago
1,989 Posts
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9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/7/12 - 7:01:58 AM EST (GMT-5)
Sexy, sex, sex, sex........ Nah....
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9 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Monday 9/24/12 - 6:23:29 AM EST (GMT-5)
actually...yes
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Jeffypoo
Male,
40-49
Eastern US
Joined: 12 yrs, 8 mos ago
128 Posts
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9 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Monday 9/24/12 - 11:26:43 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Monday 9/24/12 - 6:23:29 AM Coinvolta wrote:
actually...yes |
NICE! |
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9 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Monday 9/24/12 - 12:09:12 PM EST (GMT-5)
I can give you the sex but I have to take all the sexiness for myself.
(membership is required to receive sexual services. In addition to the onetime membership card fee of 25 USD, there is a monthly membership fee of 100 USD per month. Each session comes with a fee of 8,000 USD per minute weekdays 7 am to 5 pm, 9,000 USD per minute weeknights 7 to 10 pm, 20,000 USD per second weekends and holidays 10 am to 4 pm. Early termination of membership incurs a charge of 50 USD plus the full 100 USD monthly membership fee for the month in which the membership has been terminated. Mid-sex termination incurs a charge of 45 USD.
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9 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Monday 9/24/12 - 12:09:26 PM EST (GMT-5)
Smelly and/or dirty customers are promptly sent away and charged a denial fee of 30,000 USD. Customers with penises that measure over 9 feet in length are charged an extra 30 USD per minute. Customers with penises deemed too large in circumference are judged on a case by case basis and charged an extra 70 USD per every extra half inch above what is deemed an acceptable circumference for that session. Please refer to our new customer information packet for more on other fees, regulations, complete list of services, and tax information.)
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Jeffypoo
Male,
40-49
Eastern US
Joined: 12 yrs, 8 mos ago
128 Posts
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9 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Monday 9/24/12 - 12:39:07 PM EST (GMT-5)
That's too much to read. What can I get for 38 cents?
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9 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Monday 9/24/12 - 12:57:39 PM EST (GMT-5)
A bumper sticker.
Please refer to the new customer information packet for info on all our available merchandise!
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9 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Monday 9/24/12 - 1:06:45 PM EST (GMT-5)
Do I get a discount if I allow you to use a strapon?
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9 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Monday 9/24/12 - 1:10:08 PM EST (GMT-5)
That's only a dollar.
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9 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Monday 9/24/12 - 8:57:49 PM EST (GMT-5)
For the record, I'd totally do Coin.
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9 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Monday 9/24/12 - 9:28:18 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Monday 9/24/12 - 8:57:49 PM bgraham23 wrote:
For the record, I'd totally do Coin. |
the real currency, baby
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6 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Sunday 5/1/16 - 9:31:02 PM EST (GMT-5)
I want you to join me in a gb, all the banging that will be ganging.
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6 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Friday 5/6/16 - 11:52:56 AM EST (GMT-5)
Jesus
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6 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Friday 5/6/16 - 2:33:27 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Monday 9/24/12 - 12:09:26 PM shakira2 wrote:
Customers with penises that measure over 9 feet in length are charged an extra 30 USD per minute. |
You're bummed about this, aren't you bgraham |
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6 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Sunday 5/8/16 - 10:28:17 PM EST (GMT-5)
Sorry, I'll pass on this one.
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5 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Saturday 11/5/16 - 12:41:06 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Friday 5/6/16 - 11:52:56 AM bgraham23 wrote:
Jesus |
He can come too. |
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5 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 11/16/16 - 8:29:33 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Monday 9/24/12 - 1:06:45 PM griffin_wf wrote:
Do I get a discount if I allow you to use a strapon? |
I would charge you double, actually.
I don't like getting poop on my cack. |
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KotoKlepto
Female,
18-29
Canada
Joined: 1 yr, 10 mos ago
36 Posts
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1 yr ago, 10 mos ago - Thursday 10/15/20 - 2:53:24 PM EST (GMT-5)
You seem like a good guy but like 10 years too old for me.
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