HufuTM is designed to resemble, as humanly possible, the taste and texture of human flesh. If you`ve never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken.
HufuTM is currently legal in all 50 states in the US and the District of Columbia. We further believe that any national attempts to outlaw HufuTM in any member state of the European Union are subject to countervailing EU law and hence invalid.
*shudder* IT'S PEOPLE! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! Good movie, scary although cheesy. They (whoever "they" are) take the most readily available food source on an overpopulated planet... people. Make it into Soylent Green, which is advertised to be the best energy source on the planet, and you've got the ignorant people clamoring for the stuff. *shudders again*