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698 hits Rate me! Share Favorite | Flag 16 years ago by jarhead

Have you ever farted and sneezed at the same time?
I have and man, does that fart hurt for some reason.


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16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Tuesday 7/5/05 - 11:19:23 AM EST (GMT-5)
no, but i would friggin' love 2 experience that.
16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 7/15/05 - 3:35:46 AM EST (GMT-5)
never
16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 7/15/05 - 3:36:43 AM EST (GMT-5)
Haha, I want to try that for some reason now.
16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 7/15/05 - 3:55:57 AM EST (GMT-5)
Does that work?
16 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/1/05 - 6:19:50 AM EST (GMT-5)
I kind of feel like I have to right now.
16 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/1/05 - 6:20:50 AM EST (GMT-5)
Yes, one time in the 5th grade...right in the middle of class.
Gha..
16 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 8/1/05 - 2:23:53 PM EST (GMT-5)
When I was younger, yes.
16 yrs ago - Monday 9/5/05 - 1:06:23 PM EST (GMT-5)
ive burped, farted, sneezed, coughed and yawned, all at the same time. icould still feel the pain the next morning.
16 yrs ago - Monday 9/5/05 - 1:19:25 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 9/5/2005 1:06:23 PM philosipher wrote:
ive burped, farted, sneezed, coughed and yawned, all at the same time. icould still feel the pain the next morning.


That pain was probably from the dildo you had stuffed up your ass.

16 yrs ago - Monday 9/5/05 - 2:10:12 PM EST (GMT-5)
*sneeze fat* yep. No really I have.
16 yrs ago - Monday 9/5/05 - 2:10:29 PM EST (GMT-5)
*fart
15 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Friday 11/4/05 - 6:05:58 AM EST (GMT-5)
Yes. ANd Coughed and farted at the same time. It felt like I was being torn at both ends.
15 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Friday 11/4/05 - 6:15:18 AM EST (GMT-5)
Hmmm, that sounds really sweet. And manly.

I'll be sure to do it.

15 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Thursday 11/17/05 - 12:34:44 PM EST (GMT-5)
A snart! Aaaaaaahhhhhpoooot!
15 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Thursday 11/17/05 - 12:48:10 PM EST (GMT-5)
This is jarhead's question? Damn that screws with my head.
15 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Thursday 11/17/05 - 12:54:58 PM EST (GMT-5)
I think I have!
15 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Thursday 11/17/05 - 1:24:25 PM EST (GMT-5)
You mean a "snart"?
15 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Thursday 11/17/05 - 4:48:31 PM EST (GMT-5)
Embarassingly, many times I have. And they were all in public.
15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Sunday 11/20/05 - 2:03:04 AM EST (GMT-5)
I have, but more often I have laughed and farted at the same time and laughed harder as a result of the fart.
15 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Wednesday 2/1/06 - 7:45:46 AM EST (GMT-5)
On 9/5/2005 1:19:25 PM yankees15 wrote:
On 9/5/2005 1:06:23 PM philosipher wrote: ive burped, farted, sneezed, coughed and yawned, all at the same time. icould still feel the pain the next morning. That pain was probably from the dildo you had stuffed up your ass.

ha ha thats a good 1 i like that
15 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Tuesday 2/7/06 - 3:09:18 PM EST (GMT-5)
Kaneda, What about me? Didn't you think I can come up with something like that? Why does it mess with your brain?
15 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Tuesday 2/7/06 - 3:10:00 PM EST (GMT-5)
No I haven't.
15 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Tuesday 2/7/06 - 3:13:12 PM EST (GMT-5)
Yes, I'm sure I have, but I don't remember it hurting.

What really did hurt, though, was the time that I sneezed, coughed and hiccupped at the same time. That sucked.

15 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Monday 2/13/06 - 6:05:47 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 9/5/2005 1:06:23 PM philosipher wrote:
ive burped, farted, sneezed, coughed and yawned, all at the same time. icould still feel the pain the next morning.

You're lucky that you didn't combust.

15 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 9:43:17 PM EST (GMT-5)
#16 no, but I've seen people do some wierd things like that all at once...hi-larious!



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