I say no..after all, he doesn't have a schlong. What good is he?

haa haaa that's what i was going to say! damn you!

He might be really, really good with his hands.

Or his tongue.

And no fear of pregnancy.

but there is a pregnant barbie! the most disturbing toy after 'bratz' ever made

"he doesn't have a schlong. What good is he?"

Last I checked, Barbie didn't exactly have the proper equipment either. She may as well stick with him.

Besides, every girl I've ever met that compares to Barbie loves those sweater-set preps like Ken.

Barbie doesn't care about sex! She's too busy being a doctor-lawyer-aerobics instructor-volleyball player-horse rider-stay at home mom.

Shave and Foam Ken.
Oh, so fun!

Pssh...GI Joe is SO much better!

Yeah Ken doesn't have a dingaling so maybe she should go after GI Joe

Hell yeah she would! Ken is all man baby! And he's hot hot hot *ssss*. If she won't take him, I will.

Ken is ugly!

My sisters always had Babie and Sindy promiscuous trollop around with Action Man.

angi took the words from under my fingertips. GI Joe is twice the man Ken is. i mean really, look at ken's hairdo and the way he dresses. plus the fact that he hangs around in a house all day that's 99% pink...i mean come on...the guy is so obviously gay. barbie just uses him as the token male companian to make herself seem more desirable to other men. she's probably just trying to make the GI Joes jealous so she can get em in the sack.

then again, i know i just recently posted this in another thread somewhere, but the fact is that she's a blonde bimbo with tons of plastic surgery (no one has a natural body of those proportions), and she wears a million different work outfits, but nobody's really sure what her job actually is. plus she drives a vette. add that all up and you'll se she is obviously a stripper. strippers like two things: money and power. and who has more power than any other toy? HE-MAN! he's MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE for phucks sake.

hence, the reason that barbie wants to make the GI Joes jealous (so they'll all come into the strip club to give her dollar bills) and why she REALLY wants He-Man more than any other toy.

Just out of curiosity...why would she?

My favorite comedian talks about trailer trash barbie

Kens got a big ole beer gut. Maybe she needs an affair with GI joe

if she doesn't, i'd take him. kidding.

It depends what Barbie they were issuing. If it was a beach type Barbie then yes, if it was a doctor type Barbie, then no.

No way, she knows he's gay she's always been his cover.

Anyway last I heard she down the pub with action man.

Ken should hook up with G.I. Joe. Barbie is a possesive little b*tch.

Nah. G.I. Joe's Kung Fu grip would be more handy.

I don't know if Barbie would go for the rock hard hair.

They do make kens with hair...

Really, I've never seen them. I've never really been one to play with dolls.