More wit and wisdom from athletes.

last lot wasn't that funny, but these are..... the same

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."
-Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

Uh...yeah, me neither.

"It's a humbling thing being humble"
When this appears as my quote of the day on the google homepage, I shall be worried.

Now I definitely feel slightly superior.

Too many for me.

^ yeah, they must be really stupid!

1994 called, it wants its website back.

I bet you half of those, somebody made up... but maybe not. I always knew anyone who chose sports as their career was mentally retarded.

Yeah, I don't time to read all of them. But some are funny.

"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
-Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator

That is the best one by far

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six." lol

Man, I feel smart.

I've gone through several, and my favorite so far is

"That's why I don't talk. Because I talk too much."
-Joaquin Andujar

There should be some football (soccer) quotes in there, but unfortunately, there aren't

"I am the most loyal player money can buy."

not the funniest, but definitley clever

MAPLE LEAFS
not leaves...
c'mon...

^ Mats Sundin is dead.

Some of those wern't dumb, they were smart and witty.

"You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that."

"He's looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline."

"Spencer's running across field calling out, 'come inside me, come inside me.'"

"I can tell you it's a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like that and you just burst right through."

"I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him"

"Darryl Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside Andrew Mehrtens, and I'm looking forward to seeing more of the same today."

"There's nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside"

"Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now."

lol

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

Oh dear...

man there are some brilliant people in this world