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21,990 hits 3.3 (15 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 15 years ago by klkl

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15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 11/8/06 - 1:28:04 AM EST (GMT-5)
More wit and wisdom from athletes.
15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 11/8/06 - 2:16:25 AM EST (GMT-5)
last lot wasn't that funny, but these are..... the same
15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 11/8/06 - 2:22:59 AM EST (GMT-5)
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."
-Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

Uh...yeah, me neither.

15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 11/8/06 - 4:07:14 AM EST (GMT-5)
"It's a humbling thing being humble"
When this appears as my quote of the day on the google homepage, I shall be worried.
15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 11/8/06 - 7:04:01 AM EST (GMT-5)
Now I definitely feel slightly superior.
15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 11/8/06 - 8:38:29 AM EST (GMT-5)
Too many for me.
15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 11/8/06 - 8:59:30 AM EST (GMT-5)
^ yeah, they must be really stupid!
15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 11/8/06 - 9:14:08 AM EST (GMT-5)
1994 called, it wants its website back.
15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 11/8/06 - 9:19:06 AM EST (GMT-5)
I bet you half of those, somebody made up... but maybe not. I always knew anyone who chose sports as their career was mentally retarded.
15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 11/8/06 - 9:22:27 AM EST (GMT-5)
Yeah, I don't time to read all of them. But some are funny.
15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 11/8/06 - 9:54:35 AM EST (GMT-5)
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
-Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator

That is the best one by far

15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 11/8/06 - 10:50:32 AM EST (GMT-5)
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six." lol
15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 11/8/06 - 11:30:39 AM EST (GMT-5)
Man, I feel smart.
15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 11/8/06 - 11:31:37 AM EST (GMT-5)
I've gone through several, and my favorite so far is

"That's why I don't talk. Because I talk too much."
-Joaquin Andujar

15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 11/8/06 - 1:12:38 PM EST (GMT-5)
There should be some football (soccer) quotes in there, but unfortunately, there aren't
15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 11/8/06 - 1:30:31 PM EST (GMT-5)
"I am the most loyal player money can buy."

not the funniest, but definitley clever

15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 11/8/06 - 5:05:44 PM EST (GMT-5)
MAPLE LEAFS
not leaves...
c'mon...
15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 11/8/06 - 6:07:28 PM EST (GMT-5)
^ Mats Sundin is dead.
15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Thursday 11/9/06 - 1:18:47 AM EST (GMT-5)
Some of those wern't dumb, they were smart and witty.
15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Thursday 11/9/06 - 7:44:52 PM EST (GMT-5)
"You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that."

"He's looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline."

"Spencer's running across field calling out, 'come inside me, come inside me.'"

"I can tell you it's a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like that and you just burst right through."

"I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him"

"Darryl Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside Andrew Mehrtens, and I'm looking forward to seeing more of the same today."

"There's nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside"

"Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now."

15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Thursday 11/9/06 - 7:45:24 PM EST (GMT-5)
lol
15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Thursday 11/9/06 - 10:38:19 PM EST (GMT-5)
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

Oh dear...

15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Thursday 11/16/06 - 4:59:24 AM EST (GMT-5)
man there are some brilliant people in this world



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