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7,449 hits 3.2 (27 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 18 years ago by Kathryn137

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Humourous list of ``virus`` names
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18 yrs ago - Friday 9/17/04 - 4:52:11 PM EST (GMT-5)
Humourous list of "virus" names Very computery.
18 yrs ago - Friday 9/17/04 - 5:18:37 PM EST (GMT-5)
Some of my favorites:

Mom Virus - Places a phone call to your mother every time you click on an adult website.

MTV's "The Real World" Virus - Replaces your default Windows sounds with excruciating Gen-X whining and bitching.

Pokemon Virus - Sucks up all your money and only renders 3rd rate animation.

18 yrs ago - Friday 9/17/04 - 5:34:26 PM EST (GMT-5)
hahahaha! funny stuff.
18 yrs ago - Friday 9/17/04 - 6:14:42 PM EST (GMT-5)
cinema for adult viewingography Virus - Consumes all available hard drive space, but leaves the computer's owner with a warm sense of contented well-being.


18 yrs ago - Friday 9/17/04 - 7:10:38 PM EST (GMT-5)
George W. Bush virus v 2.0 - Tells you it's going to eliminate all other viruses from your computer but that it may take a long time. Then it actually does scan your computer and eliminate viruses. It also scans for Programs of Mass Destruction (PMD), which are programs that destroy a lot of files if they are run. PMDs may be caused by a number of other viruses, such as the Saddam Hussein virus. The only problems with the George Bush virus are that it uses up a lot of your computer's resources while it's scanning, it never seems to find any PMDs, and it keeps switching the background color on your computer screen back and forth between yellow and orange.


18 yrs ago - Friday 9/17/04 - 7:46:50 PM EST (GMT-5)
18 yrs ago - Friday 9/17/04 - 8:08:35 PM EST (GMT-5)
Jerry Springer Virus: Pops up saying it has something to tell you that you wont like.


18 yrs ago - Friday 9/17/04 - 11:03:35 PM EST (GMT-5)
MARTHA STEWART VIRUS - Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop.

18 yrs ago - Saturday 9/18/04 - 12:58:09 PM EST (GMT-5)
18 yrs ago - Saturday 9/18/04 - 6:48:44 PM EST (GMT-5)
wow, Im pretty smart about computers but ive never heard of any of those!


18 yrs ago - Sunday 9/19/04 - 11:03:42 AM EST (GMT-5)
TEXAS VIRUS - Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.

Hee hee I like that one.

15 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Tuesday 2/27/07 - 5:03:30 PM EST (GMT-5)
Joke Virus - poses as a harmless list of funny computer Virus names. Is quickly passed from one user to all other users via e-mail, consequently consuming all known network resources.

... I was expecting that the moment I clicked on this thing.

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