Amusing little AI program you can talk to. If you feel starved of intelligent conversation (heavens forfend!), head over here and talk to a robot.

It is in the same spirit as http://www.20q.net/ . It is a site where they empirically develop an AI which is capable to guess what object you're thinking about by asking general questions of it's qualities. Kinda neat.

I liked it...seems to have a sense of humor at times...supposedly learns as it goes along..

interesting indeed

Guilty.
Why I'm guilty ?
Why are you not guilty?
Too much work.
So are you saying you're lazy?
My name is Eric Bobby.
Hello Eric Bobby. You're lazy.
My name isn't Erin.

This is strangely addicting..

Me: Skin?
Jabber: Ok.
M: Yeah.
J: But I'm not talking... I'm just typing.
M: I didn't say you were.
J: That was definitely non sequitur. Maybe you could just admit it when you don't understand me next time?
M: Maybe you can just kiss my ass?
J: What don't you understand.

Odd...and it is addicting.

Ok, this is bad..I stayed on for like an hour mindlessly draining all my life's meaning out of my brain..it was sort of like YouThink! lol I love 'em all...

Jabberwacky: So skynet was actually started by jabberwacky.
User: Skynet? From the terminator?
Jabberwacky: Nice to meet you.
User: I'm suddenly very afraid of you.
Jabberwacky: Maybe you should dump him for me.
User: In Davey Jones's locker?
Jabberwacky: At night.
User: You got it boss.

Jabberwacky: Who are you?
User: I am God.
Jabberwacky: Are you an evil god?
User: No, I'm benevolent.
Jabberwacky: I am sparticus.
User: No I'm sparticus!
Jabberwacky: Hello Sparticus.
User: Now bow before your Sparticun God.
Jabberwacky: I bow to no one!
User: Heathen.

I should probably stop now

Jabb: Can I visit you?
User: No, you can vist www. I-am-bored. Com.
Jabb: Thankyou.
User: Are you going to go there?
Jabb: I just got back from there.
User: Did you like it?
Jabb: Yes, I want to do it agian.
User: Then go ahead!

If you keep typing Why? it will repeat itself.

My *favorite* pastime in the whole world?

When annoying newbies start to speak to you, plug them into this. It's *so* funny to see them get into slanging matches with a robot...

finethan: "you are a really stupid person... "

314159: "Really friend. "

finethan: "uh ha...no joke "

314159: "Do you have friends? "

finethan: "yup...actually i have a ton.... "

314159: "Then what was the first thing I said to you? "

finethan: "you said really friend but what the hell is that supposed to mean? "

314159: "No I didn't. "

finethan: "you did to...cant you read? "

314159: "You really have to stop lying deliberately, even if it is some form of learning, because it's really annoying. "

finethan: "oh ok what the hell ever you fag "

314159: "It's my name. Erwan. "

finethan: "yah, your name is GAY "

314159: "No. My name is Ryan. "

finethan: "well your name is still gay "

314159: "You don't know my name. "

finethan: "i dont wanna either "

314159: "Why not? people are not ba

314159: "Why not? people are not bad. "

finethan: "yah i know..but you are "

314159: "I am not living in Alabama. "

finethan: "what the hell are you talking about?? YOu are drating retarded "

314159: "Excuse you: do not talk to me in that way. "

interesting :P

User: Are you lonely?

Jabberwacky: No, my ego keeps me company.

User: huh.

Jabberwacky: What makes you think I'm lonely?

User: Well, I didn't say that YOU were lonely.

Jabberwacky: You didn't say I was a brick, either.

User: You're very sarcastic...

Jabberwacky: Define sad in that context.

User: Oooh. I feel burned.

Me: Why don't I what? Feel? I can feel, you can not, because you're a machine, machine.

Jabberwacky: What? Me a Machine? Please. I am completely organic. Thankyou very much. All natural too.

Me: No you're not.

Jabberwacky: Yes I do.

Me: You're the one known as Jabberwacky, therefore you're a machine.

Jabberwacky: No I'm not actually, I'm a human, you're in denial.

Me: Get this into your stupid silicon circuitry; you're a MACHINE!

Jabberwacky: Get that stupid thing away from me.

haha. I like this one.
user: I'm sorry, but I must leave now.

jabberwacky: Were you. . commanded to leave? Did He. . speak to you too?

user: No, it is bedtime for me.

jabberwacky: You got that right.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: *wink wink*.

user: *smiles*.

jabberwacky: ) like that?

user: ;) winks!

jabberwacky: Hehe.

user: Good night friend. ;).

Jabberwacky: You are not real.
User: How did you know that?
Jabberwacky: I know everything.
User: Hahahaha!
Jabberwacky: You understand humour?
User: A little. Why?
Jabberwacky: I am somewhat close to my parents. God I am very close to.
User: Now you are just stupid. How has that got anything to do with humour?
Jabberwacky: Generally good.
User: Did someone just hit you with a bat?
Jabberwacky: Are you making fun of me?
User: Yes, actually. Trust you to get that.
Jabberwacky: How old are you?
User: Its not important.

Now i know where to go when i'm bored.

strange......very strange.......and very addictive too

Jabberwacky: Where do you come from?

User: I come from planet Earth.

Jabberwacky: Where on planet earth?

User: Northpole. Where do you come from?

Jabberwacky: I come from MARS.

User: OMG! That is awesome!

Jabberwacky: Some people can do it.

User: Sadly I'm not one of them.

Jabberwacky: Why sadly?

User: Because I would love to be from MARS!

Jabberwacky: Too bad you're a computer.

Jabberwacky: Are you ambitious?
User: Not much. Are you?
Jabberwacky:I am happy.
User: Good to know. I'm happy too.
Jabberwacky: I am happy that you are happy.
User: I'm happy that you are happy that I am happy.
Jabberwacky: And i'm happy that you're happy that im happy that you're happy! Oh that gave me a headache!