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5,300 hits 3.0 (3 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 18 years ago by citygirlkris

God Hates Shrimp
Explains why God hates shellfish and why it`s blasphemous for you to eat it.
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18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Wednesday 3/10/04 - 8:29:44 AM EST (GMT-5)
Explains why God hates shellfish and why it's blasphemous for you to eat it. Yeah...Shrimp are the Devil incarnate.
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Wednesday 3/10/04 - 12:35:37 PM EST (GMT-5)
They forget about the New Testament where it says you can eat anything with prayer and thanksgiving.
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Wednesday 3/10/04 - 12:58:33 PM EST (GMT-5)
The point of the site is to show why that people pick and choose what parts of the BIble to follow, like how in Leviticus, there's a passage that tells you not to mix fabrics, so that means if you wear polyester, you're going to hell. LEviticus is the book full of all the rules, and it's also the book referenced highly in damning homosexuality. This site goes to show that there are other passages there too which, quite frankly, don't make sense.
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 3/11/04 - 7:36:06 AM EST (GMT-5)
I knew there was a good reason why I always hated sea food
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 3/11/04 - 4:27:04 PM EST (GMT-5)
So, a man can eat another man's sperm, as long as he does it with prayer and thanksgiving?
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Friday 3/12/04 - 2:35:10 AM EST (GMT-5)
oh well going to hell anyway.
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Friday 3/12/04 - 4:38:47 AM EST (GMT-5)
I think technically sperm is kosher anyway, unless it counts as blood in some weird way.
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Friday 3/12/04 - 10:23:58 AM EST (GMT-5)
I find it funny they have ads for seafood by google at the bottom.
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Saturday 3/13/04 - 3:38:52 PM EST (GMT-5)
yeah... they must have forgotten about the new testament when Christ pronounced all foods clean, he declared that its not what goes into a man that makes him unclean, but what comes out of his mouth (the things we say.. etc..)

(and I don't believe that included blood or sperm.. those are not food)

16 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/26/06 - 12:02:43 AM EST (GMT-5)
All I have to say is that some baptist people can go a little bit crazy - sometimes they take things too far... it's ok not to like seafood (I'm allergic anyway) but keep it to yourself
15 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Monday 7/2/07 - 11:07:44 PM EST (GMT-5)
Its a parody site.
15 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Monday 7/2/07 - 11:25:41 PM EST (GMT-5)
Acts:10
15 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Monday 7/2/07 - 11:34:06 PM EST (GMT-5)
Shrimp are nasty, they are bugs.
15 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Monday 7/2/07 - 11:40:42 PM EST (GMT-5)
Matter of taste. I adore lobster and fried shrimp and even oysters. I cant stand crawfish BTW.



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