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18 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Sunday 3/7/04 - 11:49:53 AM EST (GMT-5)
Left-wing organization that lets you create your own right-wing conspiracy. For the love of Al Gore, go to this site.
18 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Sunday 3/7/04 - 11:59:59 AM EST (GMT-5)
Wait, was that it? You fill it all out and that pop up comes and that's it?

Or is it just my computer?

18 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Sunday 3/7/04 - 12:01:40 PM EST (GMT-5)
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand sexual purity you need to realize that everything is controlled by a secret society made up of disabled native american homosexuals with help from Canadians.
The conspiracy first started during the birth of Buddha in Fiji. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the fall of the Roman Empire.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nose picking.

They want to sissy slap Jesus channel preachers and imprison resisters in Hell using demonic elephants.

In order to prepare for this, we all must growl. Since the media is controlled by Dean we should get our information from Cheney.

18 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Sunday 3/7/04 - 12:32:26 PM EST (GMT-5)
Damn, i guess it was just me.
18 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Sunday 3/7/04 - 5:58:50 PM EST (GMT-5)
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand you are now in our control, you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group made up of Sam and Paige with help from the keebler elf.
The conspiracy first started during an attack of the evil squirrels in a driveway. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Boston massacre.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by being vicious and rabid.
They want to kill Santa clause(so do we) and imprison resisters in any gothic cathedral using cars.
In order to prepare for this, we all must kill. Since the media is controlled by evanescence we should get our information from a vegetarian freak.

hehe :D

18 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Monday 3/8/04 - 10:33:04 AM EST (GMT-5)
In order to understand Zen Buddhism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Mafia made up of Transgender Bananas and other minority fruits with help from people named Richard Head.

The conspiracy first started during the Uprising of 1170 in Koyro. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Red Scare.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by loud breathing.

They want to poison General Kyung Dae-Seung and imprison resisters in the Saskatewan using rabid giraffes.

In order to prepare for this, we all must hide in the basement. Since the media is controlled by Dobang we should get our information from my grandmother.

Awesome! ^-^

18 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Monday 3/8/04 - 1:13:42 PM EST (GMT-5)
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand evolution you need to realize that everything is controlled by a MADD made up of Russian Americans with help from High Schoolers.
The conspiracy first started during Fall of Rome in Vatican CIty. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Declaration of Independence.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by eating boogers.

They want to Stabb Pope John Paul II and imprison resisters in Somalia using Subways.

In order to prepare for this, we all must kill. Since the media is controlled by Democrats we should get our information from Republicans.

18 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Monday 3/8/04 - 1:20:17 PM EST (GMT-5)
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand The Missing Toilet Paper you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of tree hugging liberals made up of Jesse Jackson with help from Taxi Drivers.
The conspiracy first started during The Bay of the Pigs in my back yard. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Birth of Christ.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Ass Scratching.

They want to Mentally Abuse Bill Clinton and imprison resisters in Barabra Streisands House using Hourse and Buggy.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Eat fish heads. Since the media is controlled by Al Gore we should get our information from George Bush.

18 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Monday 3/8/04 - 2:58:50 PM EST (GMT-5)
I've got the same problem Ophelia.
18 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Monday 3/8/04 - 8:25:00 PM EST (GMT-5)
Haha...

What They Don't Want You to Know:

In order to understand power you need to realize that everything is controlled by a KKK made up of blacks with help from AARP.

The conspiracy first started during D-Day in New York. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Titanic's sinking.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nail biting.

They want to punching Billy Graham and imprison resisters in Hell using Segways.

In order to prepare for this, we all must comparing. Since the media is controlled by Al Franken we should get our information from Rush Limbaugh.

18 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Monday 3/8/04 - 8:25:44 PM EST (GMT-5)
You have to turn off your pop-up blocker to get your results guys...
18 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Monday 3/8/04 - 9:03:29 PM EST (GMT-5)
In order to understand capitalism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a The Knights of Columbus made up of Italians with help from teenagers.
The conspiracy first started during the battle of Waterloo in Armenia. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the invention of the lightbulb.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by bone cracking.

They want to stone hutterites and imprison resisters in Canada using flying carpets.

In order to prepare for this, we all must self-implode. Since the media is controlled by hippies we should get our information from the pope.

18 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 3/10/04 - 8:58:43 AM EST (GMT-5)
very funny site
18 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Thursday 3/11/04 - 10:43:08 AM EST (GMT-5)
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand kidnapping john t you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of aquafina water bottlers made up of samoans with help from senior citizens .
The conspiracy first started during the catching of the feesh in benedictine abbey . They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including civil war .
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by jumping up and down acting like a chicken.
They want to noogie bro mario and imprison resisters in nicholas loerchs house using bottle rockets .
In order to prepare for this, we all must jump off a bridge . Since the media is controlled by the fat killer monkey we should get our information from magic eight ball .
18 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 3/13/04 - 8:43:29 AM EST (GMT-5)
In order to understand Zombification you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Government made up of people like you with help from The Illuminati.
The conspiracy first started during the destruction of the Berlin Wall in Hell. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Seige of Troy.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their bad breath.

They want to crucify thewaynewbie and imprison resisters in the local McDonald's using busses.

In order to prepare for this, we all must escape with guns, Rambo-Style. Since the media is controlled by George Bush we should get our information from thewaynewbie.

18 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 3/19/04 - 5:13:59 AM EST (GMT-5)
mine was quite the stupid
18 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Monday 3/22/04 - 1:40:04 AM EST (GMT-5)
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand homosexuality you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Earth Liberation Front made up of bisexual hispanic midgets with help from sorority girls.
The conspiracy first started during Woodstock in Topeka, Kansas. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Battle of Bunker Hill.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by toenail biting.

They want to moon Billy Graham and imprison resisters in your ass using solar-powered cars.

In order to prepare for this, we all must get a vasectomy. Since the media is controlled by PETA we should get our information from NRA.

that was fun.

18 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Monday 3/22/04 - 10:33:01 AM EST (GMT-5)
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand homosexuality you need to realize that everything is controlled by a cinema for adult viewingographers made up of chinese indians with help from college students.

The conspiracy first started during pearl harbor in smiley, texas. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including boston tea party.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nail biting.

They want to rape al sharpton and imprison resisters in antartica using trains.

In order to prepare for this, we all must get married. Since the media is controlled by hillary clinton we should get our information from bush.

16 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Monday 8/15/05 - 8:30:32 AM EST (GMT-5)
Takes ages though...
16 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Monday 8/15/05 - 9:07:09 AM EST (GMT-5)
The pop up came up for me aswell. You just have to improvise.

In order to understand nothing you need to realise that everything is controlled by a box mad up of monkeys and fairies with help from me.

The conspiracy first started when the Titanic sunk in my attic. They have been responsible for many evensts throughout history, including the black plague and the great fire of London.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by flicking bogies at passers by.

They want to torture all teletubbies and imprison resisters in the bermuda triangle using boomerangs.

In order to prepare for this, we all must flail about like drunken goldfish out of water, screaming and laughing insanely. Since the media is controlled by me we should get our information from you.




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