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31,301 hits 1.9 (51 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 13 years ago by buddy

Mathematicians Claim Jessica Alba Has Perfect Body
Apparently, she has the ideal hip to waist ratio.
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13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 1:02:00 AM EST (GMT-5)
Apparently, she has the ideal hip to waist ratio.
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 2:18:57 AM EST (GMT-5)
Wow, i just thought she was hott. Since when does science have to do with hott chicks? Maybe i should study more...
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 2:18:57 AM EST (GMT-5)
Perfect? I think what is considered "perfect" varies from person to person.
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 2:19:36 AM EST (GMT-5)
I already thought she was perfect >.>
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 2:23:36 AM EST (GMT-5)
We didn't need a bunch of math nerds to tell us that..
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 2:25:20 AM EST (GMT-5)
Of course there are going to be men with differing tastes but the dimensions for ideal female for most men can be mathematically calculated. What man is gonna deny that he would like to get in bed with Jessica Alba, no man, no man.
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 2:38:30 AM EST (GMT-5)
Ahaha. Ok, 'nerdalert' is enough said I guess.

I wonder what formula they used though.

13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 2:49:27 AM EST (GMT-5)
"Cure Cancer?...nope...I study Jessica Alba."
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 2:53:30 AM EST (GMT-5)
And I thought she was sexy to begin with. . .
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 2:59:48 AM EST (GMT-5)
...Eh.....I don't find her very attractive...
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 3:03:51 AM EST (GMT-5)
She's gorgeous, are you kidding? ^^^^^^^

Anyways, I sorta hate how much my hips sway when I walk. Wide hips + skinny waist = not cool.

But hey, whatever floats your boat.

13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 3:15:04 AM EST (GMT-5)
Ooooooooooookay, why is this posted on I-A-B?
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 3:24:33 AM EST (GMT-5)
we dont need math to tell us jessica alba is hot. lets spend time and money to explain with math why circles are round and water is wet also.
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 3:27:44 AM EST (GMT-5)
Wow, I wonder how 'perfect' I am now. Although I'd probably feel saddened when I found out my ratio was completely off.
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 3:47:39 AM EST (GMT-5)
Eugh, I'm so sick of all this OMGZ!1!!! JESSICA ALBA! She's JUST another hollywood girl, nothing particularly special!

*waits for the omgz jealuzz comments*

13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 3:55:15 AM EST (GMT-5)
FrcknA
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
127 Posts Tuesday, September 04, 2007 2:25:21 AM
Of course there are going to be men with differing tastes but the dimensions for ideal female for most men can be mathematically calculated. What man is gonna deny that he would like to get in bed with Jessica Alba, no man, no man.


A Gay Man Maybe ??

13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 4:12:45 AM EST (GMT-5)
Jessica Alba could turn a gay man lesbian and then get in bed with her.
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 4:14:29 AM EST (GMT-5)
You might want to read THIS
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 4:30:06 AM EST (GMT-5)
congratulations you retard mathematicians, you just created at least another 1000 bulimic and/or anorexic young girls
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 5:17:35 AM EST (GMT-5)
do we really need mathematicians for this?
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 6:45:05 AM EST (GMT-5)
yes, 99.9% of guys here like her, the world likes her...she should just star in a movie movie and get it over with
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 6:52:29 AM EST (GMT-5)
wow..what a great math lesson to learn...throw that into the textbooks and maybe the guy will go around measuring more and figuring out things? xD
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 7:07:07 AM EST (GMT-5)
Ah, I think those horny mathematicians claim what any other dude would usually say when he sees Jessica Alba's body...
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 8:13:10 AM EST (GMT-5)
shes was already perrrrfecto
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 9/4/07 - 9:11:24 AM EST (GMT-5)
According to the Bad Science article on this, it was just a press release for Veet and it has nothing to do with "the sway of the hips".

"Then I managed to get hold of Professor Weber at a remote location in Greece. He told me this: “The Clarion press release was not approved by me and is factually incorrect and misleading in suggesting there has been any serious attempt to do serious mathematics here. No “team of Cambridge mathematicians” has been involved. Clarion asked me to help by analysing survey data from 800 men in which they were asked to rank 10 celebrities for “sexiness of walk”. And Jessica Alba did not come top. She came 7th.”"

And who came 1st? Angelina Jolie. Damn straight. All they did was find the girl on the list of the top 10 hottest reported by men, and THEN found out the woman who basically was closest to the "70% ratio" which is bullpooe in the first place.


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