I was the 20 something guy holding two bottles of chardonnay in the condom section of the Dominick's. You were the lovely lady in her 50's peering over my shoulder as I made my selection. I was not aware of your presence until the audible gasp when I reached for a box of ribbed magnums. My date did not go exactly as planned. The wine went down ok but I forgot to use the magnums in the heat of the moment and I think I may have gotten the clap. 

Long story short I still have a dozen condoms left over if you are interested in going out sometime...
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189 hits 1.7 (194 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 13 years ago by missbhaven

To The Old Lady Watching Me Buy Condoms

I was the 20 something guy holding two bottles of chardonnay in the condom section of the Dominick's. You were the lovely lady in her 50's peering over my shoulder as I made my selection. I was not aw (more)


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