I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! It's wonderful! 
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. 
My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me 
about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. 
One thing led to another and somehow 
I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! 
I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative 
and to my surprise and satisfaction, 
all of the stains came out! 
In fact, the stains came out so well 
the detectives who came by yesterday 
told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative 
and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer 
considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. 
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough 
without being a murder suspect! 
I thank you, once again, for having a great product. 
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198 hits 3.4 (201 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 13 years ago by missbhaven

Dear Tide,

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! It's wonderful!
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.
My inconsiderate and uncaring husband star
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