A frog walks into a bank and goes up to the first teller he sees. The ladies name tag says Patti Wac. He says "Hello Mrs. Wac. I am here because I would like to take out a loan"
The teller says "of course we will just need some information: what is your name?"
Frog says: "My name is Greenie Jagger, son of Mick Jagger, and my father knows the manager"
The teller reluctantly asks for his collateral for the loan.
The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant "This is your collateral?" she says.
"Why yes it is" Mused Greenie.
Mrs. Wac decides she needs to clear this with her manager.
She goes in his office and says "There is a frog outside that claims his father Mick Jagger knows you and you would approve him this loan with the collateral of this....thing here...I don't even know what it is really...."
The Manager responds:
"It's a Knick Knack Patti Wac! Give the Frog a Loan! His old man's a Rolling Stone!"
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