Jesus and Moses are back on earth hanging out. Jesus turns to Moses and says, "I bet you can't part the sea again".

Moses does, with ease.

Moses turns to Jesus and says, "I bet you can't walk on water again!".

So Jesus goes out, and almost drowns.
"I don't get it!, I could always do it before!", Jesus cried.

Moses replies, "I'm sure it became a hell of a whole lot harder once you got those holes in your feet." Joke Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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Jesus & Moses

Jesus and Moses are back on earth hanging out. Jesus turns to Moses and says, "I bet you can't part the sea again".

Moses does, with ease.

Moses turns to Jesus and says, "I bet yo (more)


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