A Christmas Story 

  'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. 
 He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. 
 Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. 
 I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! 

 I've busted my ass for damn near a year, 
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A Christmas Story

A Christmas Story

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
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