Some may not know this, but when Pinocchio got older, he had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. He went to  visit Gepetto to see if he could help.

Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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Pinocchio and His Girlfriend

Some may not know this, but when Pinocchio got older, he had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. He went to visit Gepetto to see if he could hel (more)


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