A guy is standing in front of his locker at the country club admiring a golf ball in his hand. One of his golfing buddies says to him, "new ball?"
The guy responds, "would you believe this the greatest ball ever made? You can't lose it! You hit it into the rough and it whistles. You hit it into the woods and a bell goes off. You drive it into the lake and a burst of steam goes off for a whole two minutes!"
"That's amazing," says his friend, "where did you get it?"