There were these two statues in front of a church. One man, one woman. An angel floats down and claps his hands together and brings them to life. The angel says "For such a exemplary job, i grant you life for 30 minutes. Do as you please." The two statues look at each other then run off into the bushes. The bushes shake and move and giggle with "Teehee" The statues return 15 minutes later. The angel says. "You still have 15 minutes, you should use it wisely." The statues then look at each other and the woman asks. "Wanna do it again?" The man replies. "Sure, let's switch positions this time." The woman replies "Sure, i'll hold the pigeon down and you poop on his head." Joke Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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There were these two statues in front of a church. One man, one woman. An angel floats down and claps his hands together and brings them to life. The angel says "For such a exemplary job, i grant (more)


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