A burglar was making his nightly rounds, pilfering houses, stealing things, what burglars do. In the midst of his plundering, in one house, he hears a voice say "Jesus is watching you." He sweeps the room with his flashlight, but sees nobody, so he continues putting stuff in his bag.
"Jesus is watching you," he hears again. He sweeps the room again, and shines light on a parrot's cage just as the bird says "Jesus is watching you," again.
The burglar laughed a little bit, to which the bird replied "hey buddy I wouldn't laugh if I were you. You're in a whole heap of trouble because I know what you look like."
The burglar, a little frightened, begins to reason with the bird. "You're a pretty smart bird," he says. "What's your name?"
"Moses." the bird states, succinctly. 
The burglar scoffs, "That's the worst name for a bird ever! What kind of people name a parrot Moses?"
The bird replies, "the same type of people who name a rottweiler Jesus." Joke Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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A burglar was making his nightly rounds, pilfering houses, stealing things, what burglars do. In the midst of his plundering, in one house, he hears a voice say "Jesus is watching you." He s (more)


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