There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband  always insisted on shutting off the lights.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,  romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device... a vibrator ... soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

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Sex in the dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt th
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