So anyways, I smashed my thumb with a hammer at work today.... It split me open right under the nail. Now it`s throbing and swelled like a ballon. I don`t... Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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I seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?

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17 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 1/5/05 - 12:06:05 AM EST (GMT-5)
So anyways, I smashed my thumb with a hammer at work today.... It split me open right under the nail. Now it's throbing and swelled like a ballon. I don't know which is worse, this or walking into a parking sign and cutting my shoulder open. I think it's in my better interest to just stay home from work from now on. ....A frickin HAMMER!
17 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 1/5/05 - 12:06:22 AM EST (GMT-5)
That is all, carry on.
17 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 1/5/05 - 12:07:47 AM EST (GMT-5)
Oh sniff
*kisses dimmys thumb*
17 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 1/5/05 - 12:09:16 AM EST (GMT-5)
Spank you babe. I think it'll be better now.
17 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 1/5/05 - 12:10:14 AM EST (GMT-5)
bwaaaaahhahaha

sorry dude, hope you feel better.


bwaaahahahaha

17 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 1/5/05 - 12:12:16 AM EST (GMT-5)
Ouch!

Can you see blood under the fingernail?

17 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 1/5/05 - 12:14:09 AM EST (GMT-5)
Yeah yeah.. Go ahead, yup it up dave. I would have called 911 but I would have died by the time they responded.

Huff, No, but you can see blood on the other side of my thumb.

17 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 1/5/05 - 12:18:48 AM EST (GMT-5)
sexy
17 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 1/5/05 - 12:20:19 AM EST (GMT-5)
Who? Me? Nah not m.. well maybee just a little.
17 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 1/5/05 - 12:20:34 AM EST (GMT-5)
Dude, bwahahahaaa! hahahaha!

I give you full permission to laugh heatily at any misfortune I may encounter.

Put a twinkie on it.

17 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 1/5/05 - 12:22:22 AM EST (GMT-5)
Yeah I thought about that, Tam. But I ate the twinkies before I had a chance to put em on my thumb.



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