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Learning how to drive so I remember to signal before I drive off a drating cliff

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1 month ago - Friday 8/6/21 - 4:22:17 PM EST (GMT-5)
I already know I'm going to die in a car so that doesn't help much with whatever! Always had dreams that we'd be parked on a hill and the brakes would fail and the tires would be positioned in a way that we go down the hill, and me being in the backseat, doesn't get to the front in time to do anything! or maybe I freeze up! Or maybe while I'm driving on the highway I get sandwiched by two trucks and pictures of my mutilated body get sent around via pictures to my family and friends! Maybe I'll get pushed off the highway! Maybe a rock or a brick will go through my windshield and split my head open! Maybe my gas pedal will get stuck and the breaks will stop working, and even though I put the car into neutral and pump the breaks I still end up dead in the intersection! What the train rails or whatever are broken and I don't see the train coming! What if I slide on ice off a mountain?
1 month ago - Friday 8/6/21 - 4:39:17 PM EST (GMT-5)
Dallas lost to the Steelers what is life I don't care if its pre-season and Dak wasn't present what are we literally what are we can we get rid of ben dinucci I didn't watch the game but I am betting he did something to throw it who are we without Dak oh my god
1 month ago - Monday 8/9/21 - 12:48:24 PM EST (GMT-5)
Drive a boat ??
1 month ago - Monday 8/9/21 - 12:53:14 PM EST (GMT-5)
An emoji is supposed to be there but it got eaten, driving sucks tho, its just like "omg my perception is bad, omg I cant tell when things are still or moving, omg I am motion sick, omg I cant tell which lights are real, omg I like going fast!!!"
1 month ago - Tuesday 8/10/21 - 1:07:18 PM EST (GMT-5)
Boats are so much easier to handle like I've never driven a boat but I'm pretty sure it's easier somehow

And right! I'm not even scared of my own driving most of the time I'm just scared of everyone else
1 month ago - Tuesday 8/10/21 - 1:57:43 PM EST (GMT-5)
Spongebob will disagree that driving boats is easy.
1 month ago - Friday 8/13/21 - 3:55:04 PM EST (GMT-5)
put SpongeBob in a Sedan and he'd be a pro
1 month ago - Friday 8/13/21 - 7:08:44 PM EST (GMT-5)
I'm the worst driver ever. Even for a cat!
1 month ago - Friday 8/13/21 - 8:58:51 PM EST (GMT-5)
I have no air bags in my car.
1 month ago - Friday 8/13/21 - 9:33:54 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Friday 8/13/21 - 7:08:44 PM WobblyCat wrote:
I'm the worst driver ever. Even for a cat!


Implying that cats would be good at driving??
1 month ago - Friday 8/13/21 - 9:34:14 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Friday 8/13/21 - 8:58:51 PM amaqdrinker wrote:
I have no air bags in my car.


My mirrors aren't adjustable lol
1 month ago - Friday 8/13/21 - 9:41:37 PM EST (GMT-5)
I ran into an old lady going about twelve miles per hour. My car was low. Her car was high. I replaced the windshield but NY doesn’t allow refurbished air bags so it would cost me around five grand to get them replaced.



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