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Buffalo Chicken Sauce (Aka.Tom Brady dad rant pt.2)

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25 days ago - Monday 5/24/21 - 4:12:40 AM EST (GMT-5)
While I do a layover in the city, I sit inside an arena watching ESPN Catboys throw a ball of yarn around a 94 feet Court. While I lay in a bed tonight, I dream that I am that yarn. A ball of yarn being constantly tossed between whoever will catch. I texted my Dad three days ago, and I texted Tom Brady today. "My Dad won't pick me up." I type into my phone. "He said he would. Maybe he's dead?" Brady arrives in a rich-man car, with rich-man seats and rich-man-rich-car-rugs. We're speeding off into the night and the city lights transform into holographic lanes on the street. I scroll through my phone and find out a graduation happened today. "Maybe my invitation got lost?" I mumble out loud to Brady, who does nothing but flash me a sad, sympathetic smile, before he tells me there's a trail mix for me in the glove compartment.
25 days ago - Monday 5/24/21 - 12:51:31 PM EST (GMT-5)
Make a sports webtoon where they play yarn-ball or something and the players have catnip scandals
25 days ago - Monday 5/24/21 - 12:51:50 PM EST (GMT-5)
"Layover in the city" yeah that's right
25 days ago - Monday 5/24/21 - 5:07:58 PM EST (GMT-5)
Instead of Gatorade jugs they have like little cat bowls on the sidelines with their names n stuff
24 days ago - Monday 5/24/21 - 6:05:25 PM EST (GMT-5)
Like Luna.

My cat's name is Luna.
24 days ago - Monday 5/24/21 - 11:57:31 PM EST (GMT-5)
Make athletes wear cat collars
24 days ago - Tuesday 5/25/21 - 12:05:06 AM EST (GMT-5)
That's weiwd.
24 days ago - Tuesday 5/25/21 - 12:23:11 AM EST (GMT-5)
What about tennis players?
24 days ago - Tuesday 5/25/21 - 12:46:17 AM EST (GMT-5)
Tom Brady did the "text me!" poo a while ago and now every night I write him a poem. I bet real money he'll text back before my dad ever does. I'm walking into the plains and I sink into a puddle that's actually banana cream pudding. There's Koi fish swimming around me as I drown, circling slowly and ripping parts of my flesh out. I told Brady I'm nothing but wet sand that I try to mold, and depending on what I've molded myself into, the ocean either takes it away and dissolves it, or it turns to stone and it sinks into sand. I'm the sand my dad molded, and was washed away into the night! Maybe at one point I was stone but I've crumbled! I'm an island now and I'm a god and I'm myself but sometimes I wake up and I'm nothing. Everything is white and when people talk to me their voices echo a bit.
24 days ago - Tuesday 5/25/21 - 12:47:14 AM EST (GMT-5)
It's not weird they're cat boys
24 days ago - Tuesday 5/25/21 - 12:47:34 AM EST (GMT-5)
Tennis players remind me more of dogs than they do cats


Wonder why :/
23 days ago - Tuesday 5/25/21 - 11:53:02 PM EST (GMT-5)
Tennis players are totally cats
23 days ago - Tuesday 5/25/21 - 11:54:55 PM EST (GMT-5)
ur mom
23 days ago - Wednesday 5/26/21 - 12:00:00 AM EST (GMT-5)
You're wrong. Wrong and terrible and most importantly mentally ill. You are a deranged little speck, like a little speck driving too slow on the road and everyone is honking at you because you're so stupid and wrong for what youre doing. If I ever see you again I will not be making you breakfast and this time I mean it. I will also never be speaking about you to the various woodland creatures that have flown in through my windows, they will know nothing of your existence and they will be free of that burden.
23 days ago - Wednesday 5/26/21 - 12:11:12 AM EST (GMT-5)
oh really? cause I'm actually - and fun fact, write this down - I'm literally always right like always and I've never been wrong in my entire life and tennis people are defiantly dog people u just don't know anything and when u make me breakfast because u literally do every morning i am going to ignore u and break ur nose and ur going to have to leave during the first episode and we're gonna vote u off the show



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