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Female, -1312 years old
Underground, Skyland, Europe

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308 Posts | Member Since: 9/18/2007
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hyperballad. bjork

Interests: Poetry / Snowboarding / Arts/Crafts / Books / Music
Homepage: (None)
Birthday:11/29/3333 (-1312 Years Old)
IM Type: ICQ IM Name: niesomhana
Occupation: emoduck painter and finger/lollipop licker
Marital Status: Dating
Sexual Preference: Straight
Religion: Atheist
Politics: Liberal
Fav. Movie: pulp fiction.
Fav. TV Show: simpsons.
Fav. Book: ragtime.
Fav. Song: hunter.
Fav. Food: chinese/toast with melted cheese and mustard.
Fav. Car: VW T2 or Renault Smart.
Theme 'sweeney and shirley' created by blueyeorange
Do not PM me unless you feel a sudden urge having small silver instruments dipped inside your vital organs or body orifices.

There`s a world going on underground.
down here.

People tell me i am sane, but i`ll prove them!

When God had finished creating the Universe he realised he had two things left over to divide between Adam and Eve. One was an implement that would allow its owner to pee standing up. Adam was thrilled, and begged and begged that he be allowed to have it.
Eve smiled graciously and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he should have it. So God gave it to Adam, who immediately went off and excitedly peed up against a tree, and drew a pattern in the sand. And God saw that it was good.
God then turned to Eve. `Well, here`s the other thing,` He said, `I guess you can have it.`
`Thanks,` replied Eve. `What`s it called?`
God smiled back as he answered, `Multiple orgasms.`

nihilism is the best working opiate of masses.

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